I thought this was notable mention, originally posted on slashdot. Have you ever attended a presentation at a conference that made absolutely no sense? In this case, some computer scientists were able to prove that one can get ENTIRELY GENERATED AND BOGUS PAPERS accepted for conference presentations.

Rooter: A Methodology for the Typical Unification of Access Points and Redundancy
Many physicists would agree that, had it not been for the congestion control, the evaluation of web browsers might never have occurred. In fact, few hackers worldwide would disagree with the essential unification of voice-over-IP and public-private key pair. In order to solve this riddle, we confirm that SMPs can be made stochastic, cacheable, and interposable.